Stopped to refule on the way home from a day trip this afternoon. Walked into Crosby’s. It’s raining buckets of freezing rain and dripping steadily from the ceiling onto the floor. Attendant at the counter greets us with a straight faced, monotone:
“Good Afternoon Valued Customers, How Can I Help You Today?”
Steve answers that we don’t need anything, just stopping to use a restroom on the way home.
“Don’t do any cocaine in there!” she says. Cheerfully, but also in a very specific tone of voice such that I can’t tell if she’s being serious or making a joke, she adds – “but if you do, be sure to leave us a line as a courtesy.”
10/10 customer service interaction. No notes. It’s giving David Lynch influence