my fake persona at work at the café is a grumpy antisocial butch with a filthy mind who collaboratively objectifies hot people for fun but is intentionally respectful and supportive of women, doesn’t like the company of men and will talk shit about them, doesn’t care about politics, is teachable and responds well to praise but gets closed off in response to criticism or anyone attempting to teach them “the right way” to do anything, doesn’t take shit from anyone, is thorough about completing the daily list of tasks, and is confident and calm in a crisis (especially during a busy shift).
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my less fake persona with my friends is a socially awkward nerd with a sensory processing disorder armed with a paper cup of chai tea and a flannel collection