Stevie: So, just to be clear, um, I’m a red wine drinker.

David: That’s fine.

Stevie: Okay, cool. But, uh, I only drink red wine.

David: Okay.

Stevie: And up until last night I was under the impression that you, too… only drank red wine. But I guess I was wrong?

David: I see where you’re going with this. Um, I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine.

Stevie: Oh.

David: And I’ve been known to sample the occasional Rosé. And a couple summers back I tried a Merlot, that used to be a Chardonnay…

Stevie: Uh, okay.

David: Which got a bit complicated.

Stevie: Yeah, so, you’re just really open to all wines.

David: I like the wine and not the label. Does that make sense?

This is an excerpt from a script for a sitcom unfortunately called Schitt’s Creek, s1e6, “Wine and Roses.” 2015. Written and directed by Dan Levy.

to watch: https://youtu.be/gdcmhvLaNUs?feature=shared