Yes I will be the strange little adopted stray cat nobody asked for – the quiet skittish one who doesn’t like strangers but eventually puts her trust in the ones who put in the most effort

Yes I will sneak into your house without knocking first and use the kitchen to make bread

Yes I’ll share my favorite shows

Yes I will sit beside you and play video games while you play an entirely different video game like two feet away from me and yes we can share a bag of candy and you can have the variety with coconuts and almonds and I’ll take the kind with chocolate and peanut butter and it works out

Yes I will go swimming in the nearest available body of water even when the water is freezing yes we can skip rocks

Yes I will lay outside on a blanket and look up at the stars, yes there will be campfire smoke

Yes we can do puzzles and play cards

Yes I will climb trees and walk the trails in the woods

Yes I will help you with your algebra homework, I am better at this than you are because you keep getting distracted by the shapes of the letters, you dumbass

Yes I will listen to a podcast or an audiobook or the same album over and over again until we know all the words and yes we can doodle in the margins of a notebook

Yes you can borrow my books and look at the pictures

Yes.