in my defense if I had known how to spell the word “carabiner” on the first try then how would you have been able to tell it was me

it’s like the opposite of the way people mispronounce certain words when they have only ever really read them in a book and never heard them spoken out loud

but worse. I have no similar excuse.

and here’s me just taking a wild swing in the general direction of pirates and swashbucklers and hoping for the best