Today I went into a grocery store for a snack, and I did not die in the process.

Successfully avoided murder at the bakery & deli. No sign of premeditated homicide in the refrigerator section. Dodged any racially motivated hate crimes happening in the produce department. Managed to walk down the entire cereal aisle without encountering a single bullet.

Made it home safe.

Seems like an absurd thing to have to think about, right guys?

…right, guys ??

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**the sound of gunfire echoes in the distance**

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oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Fuck.