“A fire in California that has burned more than 7,000 acres was caused by a ‘pyrotechnic device used at a gender reveal party’, according to the the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection.”

– The Guardian, September 7th, 2020

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All I’m saying is that if I threw myself a gender reveal party, things would absolutely wind up catching on fire. There would be explosions.

All of the explosions would be 100% accidental explosions and definitely not gleefully premeditated explosions. Would obviously do my best not to go and cause permanent ecological damage.

I think it would be lovely time, and you are all invited.